The Hair Nation is here to melt your face. Simply put, The Hair Nation seeks to destroy any vestige of couth left in this world through our antidisestablishmentarianism attitude (we just wanted to use that word in a sentence to sound like our lexicon is bigger than yours), blazing guitar riffs, and of course, the awestriking drumming fury of the drummer, since he’s the most important part of the band anyway.
In our high heels, spandex, ski goggles, and offensive articles of clothing, we will not disappoint. You have no choice but to love us.
We will Rock and Roll, Drive faster than 55 as if we’re in the Paradise City of Panama on spring break, while Jumping and Runnin’ with the Devil. No Sweet Child is Safe from this Rocket Queen of the Jungle. You Won’t Stop Believin’ by the end of the night because Anyway You Want is the Way You Need It. By the end of the set you’ll be Livin’ on a Prayer in this Hysteria of the Final Countdown. Moreover, no Rock of Ages will keep you safe in the Still of the Night…because, remember, we are here to have Nothing But a Good Time…